EMPLOYEE DIRECTORY / PERSONNEL FILE
“The meatloaf is fine. The meatloaf has always been fine.”
— Linda M. Vesper
Personnel Notes
Linda M. Vesper has supervised the Systems Corp. staff cafeteria since 1994. She reports to the Facilities division and is responsible for menu planning, ingredient procurement, and the weekly meatloaf.
Ms. Vesper has responded to all formal complaints regarding the meatloaf with a brief written note confirming that the meatloaf is fine. She is the author of the meatloaf memo referenced in the intranet communications of March 3, 1994.